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If I Owned This I Would Weigh 350 Pounds.

7 August, 2009 (10:48) | Amusing things | By: jonnythan

This is a pancake machine.

If you’re still with me, that means you haven’t bought one yet. This in turn means that you didn’t hear me properly.

This is a pancake machine!! Do I really need to say anything else?

Comment from Lili
Time October 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm

Oh my god, I want one.

Comment from Lili
Time April 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I still want one.

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