I got one!!
I successfully ordered my very first Random Crap from Woot.
You know consumerism has you by the balls when you’re just about to sign off the computer at 1 AM due to exhaustion, but then get uber-excited by a $3 random bag of worthless crap that just appeared on Woot…. and proceed to stay up for another half hour trying to get through to the absolutely hammered ordering servers just to give away your money.